When he whips out the d and it’s small
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend