dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/95927018919/appetites-o-dawgtheinvincible-sigmarikzhttp://thirstingaintdead.tumblr.com

appetites:

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

Especially the last one damn

dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/95927843084/wigglytuffer-dropping-hints-to-bae-that-urhttp://wigglytuffer.com

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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teen-derpFUN STUFFhttp://teen-derp.tumblr.com/post/95928542634/thathilomgirl-monado-abyss-mosellegreen

thathilomgirl:

monado-abyss:

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

#Ah yes the first day (x)

dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/95929108229/gameofchrons-is-this-what-having-a-penis-ishttp://hanukkahlewinsky.tumblr.com/post/88989768258/is-this-what-having-a-penis-is-like

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/95774669589/cassjaytuck-what-if-you-started-making-carhttp://cassjaytuck.tumblr.com/post/30980743218/what-if-you-started-making-car-alarm-noises-when

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

screaminglionScreaminglionhttp://screaminglion.tumblr.com/post/95774703446/lord-swoledemort-raideo-spookyelrichttp://seriouslyamerica.tumblr.com/post/51305175411/new-favorite-meme-old-economy-steven
dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/95364405254/killself-remember-when-they-told-us-not-to

killself:

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET 

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fuckyeahloldemortHilariously Offensivehttp://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/95364411010/nowavvves-if-you-think-a-girl-is-cute-andhttp://nowavvves.tumblr.com/post/88870840532/if-you-think-a-girl-is-cute-and-awesome-and-really

nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise


tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing
fuckyeahloldemortHilariously Offensivehttp://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/95364484820/penisparker-is-anything-more-exhausting-than-ahttp://penisparker.tumblr.com/post/85394960887

penisparker:

is anything more exhausting than a white man with opinions

fuckyeahloldemortHilariously Offensivehttp://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/95364496735/sexrumors-trying-to-bang-with-ur-boo-while-urhttp://sexrumors.tumblr.com/post/89626824952/trying-to-bang-with-ur-boo-while-ur-parent-in-the

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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fuckyeahloldemortHilariously Offensivehttp://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/95364558625/magicul-do-you-ever-get-really-motivated-to-dohttp://magicul.tumblr.com/post/76438402167/do-you-ever-get-really-motivated-to-do-something

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah


lukeisnotsexy:

katara:

my english teacher retired and she just is so snide

personally I think the dog is even more snide
fuckyeahloldemortHilariously Offensivehttp://fuckyeahloldemort.tumblr.com/post/95364623670/hanukkahlewinsky-that-feeling-when-you-finallyhttp://hanukkahlewinsky.tumblr.com/post/95321588028/that-feeling-when-you-finally-get-past-a-really

hanukkahlewinsky:

that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car

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dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/95364936004/racistmom-2-notes-doesnt-pay-the-renthttp://racistmom.tumblr.com/post/45879809231/2-notes-doesnt-pay-the-rent

racistmom:

2 notes doesnt pay the rent