yourbaristahatesyouYour Barista Hates You.http://yourbaristahatesyou.tumblr.com/post/100529574505http://codeinewarrior.tumblr.com/post/84374514953/walks-into-starbucks-lemme-get-uh-spaghetti

yourbaristahatesyou:

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

I get that this was supposed to be a joke… but it hits really close to home. 

iwillmindfuckyou(◕‿◕)http://iwillmindfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/100531503253/mr-leach-i-am-a-pretty-patient-person-but-ifhttp://mr-leach.tumblr.com/post/88100234445/i-am-a-pretty-patient-person-but-if-there-is-one

mr-leach:

I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any of this garbage

thatcrossfitchickauryonThat CrossFit Chick Auryonhttp://thatcrossfitchickauryon.tumblr.com/post/100531615769http://tinafeyandamypoehler.tumblr.com/post/94916785653
dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/100532759583/dutchster-deluxetoaster-sonsofsauronhttp://deluxetoaster.tumblr.com/post/92777623175/where-did-this-websites-sudden-obsession-with

dutchster:

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

wow that really got under your skin, how do you not find skeleton puns humerus

dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/100532843039/n0-p0st-0n-sunday-pvnkslut-if-you-pull-me-onhttp://pvnkslut.tumblr.com/post/91683478625/if-you-pull-me-on-your-lap-there-is-a-101-chance

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

teen-derpFUN STUFFhttp://teen-derp.tumblr.com/post/100533169959/catswithbenefits-i-dont-want-a-job-i-just-want

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks


9gag:

There is no in between. #9gag
jesuschristvevowhatever momhttp://jesuschristvevo.tumblr.com/post/100535810836/everyone-is-now-banned-from-tumblrhttp://officialmondozappa.tumblr.com/post/98121119032/everyone-is-now-banned-from-tumblr
Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/100536596564/therealhamster-being-interrupted-mid-sentencehttp://therealhamster.tumblr.com/post/82859817218/being-interrupted-mid-sentence

therealhamster:

being interrupted mid sentence

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dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/100537517449/nikolaecuza-danosaurs-and-philions-im-a-badhttp://danosaurs-and-philions.tumblr.com/post/94943374618/im-a-bad-person-who-thinks-bad-thoughts-like-ew

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/100509755484/aztec420-when-a-girl-make-u-feel-some-type-ofhttp://aztec420.tumblr.com/post/86950740388/when-a-girl-make-u-feel-some-type-of-way

aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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dragonsbarbelleLife At Besthttp://dragonsbarbelle.tumblr.com/post/100509787154/when-your-alarm-goes-off-in-the-morninghttp://whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com/post/100173925957/when-your-alarm-goes-off-in-the-morning
When your alarm goes off in the morning

whatshouldbetchescallme: