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gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

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marauders4evr:

royalmindspoorsouls:

fxckpain:

This was so much work, so please don’t steal.

My life energy

This person took 100 different photos and carefully put them together into a gif. Needless to say, they are truly living up to their URL.
dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/82635813618/i-almost-lost-it-at-the-disney-store-todayhttp://instamatical.tumblr.com/post/55726842003/i-almost-lost-it-at-the-disney-store-today
I almost lost it at the Disney Store today.

instamatical:

Why? I watched a father very firmly tell his little boy “No, you can’t have that Rapunzel dress.” The boy was near tears until his dad continued, “That one’s way too small. Let’s find your size.”

Eventually, the little boy decided against the dress and, with his dad’s blessing, picked out a tiara instead, because “it’s better for everyday.”

Parenting: this guy’s doing it right. 

pizzapizza ✌http://pizza.tumblr.com/post/82493591424http://hamburgurl.tumblr.com

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

dutchsterhellohttp://dutchster.net/post/82496299131/whiteblackjesus-lordfocker-if-a-memoryhttp://www.silencedglory.com/post/66898932747/if-a-memory-wiping-device-was-created-i-would

whiteblackjesus:

lordfocker:

If a memory wiping device was created I would literally just use it to forget about my favourite tv series and movies to watch them all over again.

what if you forget to watch them


tastefullyoffensive:

"Human, why you do this?"
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dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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whismical:

you stopped scrolling.
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